Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
