It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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