Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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