Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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