part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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