Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
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