I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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