I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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