the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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