How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
