is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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