Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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