this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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