ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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