Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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