just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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