So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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