He is an equal opportunity slut.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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