i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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