Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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