Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize