i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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