Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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