I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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