Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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