idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I will die if light touches me.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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