I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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