this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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