Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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