im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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