did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I am spending my child support on dildos
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
