I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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