is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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