btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
so much tequila, so little girl.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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