We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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