Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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