Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Randomize
