even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I have feelings that need drinking.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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