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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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