First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
50% drunk capacity currently
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I came so hard my ears popped.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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