he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
The air taste purple.
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