The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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