I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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