your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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