3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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