I molested 6 butterflies tonight
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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