i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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