I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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