haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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