Whod you bang
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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