you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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