I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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