I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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