I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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